Hall Monitor

Adam Colclasure, Columnist
September 23, 2011
Filed under The Rants

Please explain the thought process going through a person’s mind, as their traveling down a hallway. I mean, how hard is it to walk less than 2 mph in six minutes to your next class and sit down?

I swear, if I didn’t have the fear that someone would turn around and beat me in the face, I would constantly be yelling, “GET OUT MY WAY,” while shoving through the crowd.

Some people find it necessary to halt in the middle of the hall, stopping the flow of human traffic, in order to talk to their herd of friends.

When their stopping and conversing with their flock of peers in the middle of the main hallway and still get on time to class, and I have to march my butt down to the tardy center because of their selfishness, that’s a problem. I’m going to make a petition to have stop lights placed in the school hallways, because apparently teenagers aren’t smart enough to figure how to get through them.

In addition, to flocks of patriots in the hall, it really irks me when I can feel you rubbing up against me intending to hurry me up. Um, “Excuse You,” I’m trying to get to Miss B’s class just as fast as you! The sad part about it is, this dude was probably the same one clogging up the 1300 hall two minutes ago.

So, keep your ten fingers, toes, and your new pair of Converse to yourself, because the hallway is already like prison and you’re not making it any better.